Prov 48 - AU
Title: Monk World
Author: perphila
Rating: R
Words: 376
Summary: Kagome returns to the past only to discover it is the world she left behind.
“What...What is this?”
Kagome slipped over the edge of the well cautiously. The scene before her didn't make any sense. The only one acting normally was Miroku.
“Ahh, Kagome-sama, welcome back.”
“Miroku,” Kagome pointed at Jaken who had two female imps at his side, “what's going on?”
“What do you mean?”
“Is Jaken,” she had to stifle a gag, “fondling those...whatever they are?”
Miroku looked at them blandly.
“It would appear so.”
“And...and...is Inuyasha stroking Sesshomaru's hair?”
“I believe is a grooming technique to show affection.”
Kagome raised a shaking hand to her head.
“Is Sango really wearing that?”
Miroku sighed at the scantily clad slayer happily. All Kagome could think of was how her friend now looked like one of the female characters in one of his video games.
“What the heck happened while I was gone?!,” she shrieked.
“As amazing as it sounds Sesshomaru showed up to form an alliance only minutes before Naraku attacked. We were too busy defending ourselves for Inuyasha to retrieve you but you will be happy to know we were able to defeat him and I was able to grab the complete jewel.”
“Is that so?”
Kagome shuddered seeing Kaede flirting with one of Kouga's followers. Kouga himself was behind a tree with Ayame and all Kagome could see were two tails bobbing up and down.
“Wait...you were able to touch it?”
“Yes, quite easily in fact. Not only that, it would seem that I accidentally made a wish.”
Kagome's eyes flew back on Miroku's face and narrowed.
“What...did...you...do?”
Miroku held his hands out defensively and backed away from a slowly approaching and pissed off miko.
“Everyone was yelling and fighting about what to do with the jewel and it was so loud and annoying...”
“Answer me right now Miroku...what did you wish for?!”
Rin ran by chasing Kohaku with a batch of flowers.
“I just wanted everyone to be more calm and think things through. Like me.”
“Like you?”
Miroku nodded and laughed nervously.
Kikyo had joined Inuyasha and Sesshomaru and began to disrobe.
“Oh my Kami! You wished for everyone to be like you!”
Author: perphila
Rating: R
Words: 376
Summary: Kagome returns to the past only to discover it is the world she left behind.
“What...What is this?”
Kagome slipped over the edge of the well cautiously. The scene before her didn't make any sense. The only one acting normally was Miroku.
“Ahh, Kagome-sama, welcome back.”
“Miroku,” Kagome pointed at Jaken who had two female imps at his side, “what's going on?”
“What do you mean?”
“Is Jaken,” she had to stifle a gag, “fondling those...whatever they are?”
Miroku looked at them blandly.
“It would appear so.”
“And...and...is Inuyasha stroking Sesshomaru's hair?”
“I believe is a grooming technique to show affection.”
Kagome raised a shaking hand to her head.
“Is Sango really wearing that?”
Miroku sighed at the scantily clad slayer happily. All Kagome could think of was how her friend now looked like one of the female characters in one of his video games.
“What the heck happened while I was gone?!,” she shrieked.
“As amazing as it sounds Sesshomaru showed up to form an alliance only minutes before Naraku attacked. We were too busy defending ourselves for Inuyasha to retrieve you but you will be happy to know we were able to defeat him and I was able to grab the complete jewel.”
“Is that so?”
Kagome shuddered seeing Kaede flirting with one of Kouga's followers. Kouga himself was behind a tree with Ayame and all Kagome could see were two tails bobbing up and down.
“Wait...you were able to touch it?”
“Yes, quite easily in fact. Not only that, it would seem that I accidentally made a wish.”
Kagome's eyes flew back on Miroku's face and narrowed.
“What...did...you...do?”
Miroku held his hands out defensively and backed away from a slowly approaching and pissed off miko.
“Everyone was yelling and fighting about what to do with the jewel and it was so loud and annoying...”
“Answer me right now Miroku...what did you wish for?!”
Rin ran by chasing Kohaku with a batch of flowers.
“I just wanted everyone to be more calm and think things through. Like me.”
“Like you?”
Miroku nodded and laughed nervously.
Kikyo had joined Inuyasha and Sesshomaru and began to disrobe.
“Oh my Kami! You wished for everyone to be like you!”