Prov 46 - Double Entendre
Title: Polishing His Staff
Author: kingbaka22
Rating: PG-13
Universe: Canon
Words: 445
Summary: Just a random bit of goofiness. I bet you can guess what the double entendre is from the title...
Warnings: sexual innuendo
“Good luck on your tests, Kagome-sama,” Miroku said. The entire Inu-gang was standing near the well, bidding goodbye to their friend. Well, not Inuyasha; he was going with her. For once, they were on speaking terms when Kagome went home.
“Keh. She’d better do good or it’ll be even more of a waste of time!”
“Thank you, Miroku-sama,” Kagome replied, ignoring the hanyou. “I hope you guys aren’t too bored for a few days.”
“Oh, don’t worry about that, Kagome-sama. Sango promised she would polish my staff this afternoon.”
The slayer sighed. “I suppose I did. Well, let’s get it over with. Goodbye, Kagome-chan. Try not to cause any trouble, Inuyasha.”
“Feh!”
The two of them headed for the village, Miroku with an extra skip in his step and a goofy grin on his face, leaving Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippou, and Kirara staring after them. All four of them sweatdropped.
“Do they think they’re being clever?” Kagome wondered aloud.
“That’s the cheesiest innuendo I’ve ever heard,” Inuyasha declared.
“Yeah, I’d be embarrassed if I ever said anything like that,” Shippou added. Kagome and Inuyasha gaped at the kit.
“Shippou-chan, you too?”
“Keh. He ain’t as innocent as you think, wench.”
“Yeah, I’m not a little kid anymore. I know what they’re doing in there. Kirara and I are going to go exploring for awhile, away from the village.”
“Good idea, Shippou-chan. Come on, Inuyasha, let’s go.”
“Hey, Inuyasha,” Shippou asked evilly. “Why don’t you ask Kagome to polish your sword?” Both the hanyou and the miko froze in mid-step, rapidly flushing as darkly as the former’s haori.
“WHAT?!!! Come ‘ere, you little brat! I’ll skin you alive!”
Kagome sighed, watching Inuyasha chase Shippou into the forest. Sliding her legs over the lip of the well, she dropped into the time vortex. Hmmm, if Inuyasha asked me to polish his sword…I probably would.
“What’s wrong, Houshi-sama? You look annoyed for some reason.”
Miroku’s brow twitched. Oh, he was annoyed alright. He was sitting by himself, and Sango was polishing his staff. His metal staff. The one with golden rings on the end of it. Not the one that truly needed her attention!
“When you said you would ‘polish my staff,’ this isn’t what I thought you meant.”
“What else would I have meant?”
“Never mind,” he replied, standing. “I guess I’ll have to go polish my own staff,” he muttered as he exited the hut, just loud enough for her to hear. Sango frowned in confusion, glancing down at his staff, which was most definitely still in her hand. Huh? How does Houshi-sama intend to polish his staff if it’s here with m-oh. Oh! OH!!!
“HENTAI!!!”