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Prov 38 - 'Tis the Season

Jan 03, 2010 22:27

Title: Secret Santa
Author: kingbaka22
Rating: PG-13
Universe: post-manga canon
Word Count: 250
Summary: Jaken gets a unlikely gift from an unlikely source...
Warnings: implied sexual content

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Comments 25

kiramaru7 January 4 2010, 04:31:18 UTC

*giggles* Poor Jaken, he gets no repsect. XD

*(nerds back at you) Those things are so ugly they make Jaken look pretty. XD

kingbaka22 January 4 2010, 14:05:12 UTC

Well, beggars can't be choosers. He'll take what he can get! XD

kiramaru7 January 4 2010, 19:20:01 UTC

The question then becomes does the salamander want him? ;p

kingbaka22 January 4 2010, 21:10:24 UTC

Well of course (it) does! Jaken is one hot piece of--sorry, laughing too hard to continue. XD

Thread 7

enemytosleep January 4 2010, 04:39:23 UTC

So Jaken likes his men salamanders big, eh? Very saucy.

kingbaka22 January 4 2010, 14:08:06 UTC

Well he has a big dick, so of course he does! XD

enemytosleep January 4 2010, 14:41:06 UTC

You just keep telling yourself that, Jaken. XD Wouldn't a tight, little frog be more fun then?

kingbaka22 January 4 2010, 17:01:08 UTC

I just thought of a highly philosophical question that I didn't consider last night: can one fuck a frog? They reproduce like fish, with the female laying the eggs and the male fertilizing them outside her body. (belated nerd alert)

Though I'm sure Jaken could figure out a way if he was desperate enough. XD

Thread 11

salomesensei January 4 2010, 19:17:54 UTC

Last line is gold. Miroku is such a failure at the secret part. But he I bet he liked having all those creepy crawlies in his robes. ^_^

kingbaka22 January 4 2010, 21:08:11 UTC

Eeeeeewwwww! Congrats, you squicked me. I'll write down amphibians as one of my turn-offs. XD

salomesensei January 4 2010, 21:29:41 UTC

Bahahahaahaha!!!! Dude: you put them in his robes. Not me. Houshi, heal thyself! ^_^

kingbaka22 January 4 2010, 21:46:35 UTC

Yeah, but I wasn't thinking of all those slimy critters crawling against his skin like that. Funny how that grossed me out and the thought of Jaken fucking a salamander didn't. Oh, IYHed, how you have corrupted! (or maybe that's just my excuse) XD

Thread 5

sunsingergirl January 4 2010, 21:56:44 UTC

Gyah! Ewwww - mostly to Sensei's comment about the creepy crawlies in his robes! XPPPPP Blah! Yuck!

This was absolutely delightful - love the way you turned the tables on Jaken! XD We're all burning in hell for being so awful to him, lol!

kingbaka22 January 4 2010, 23:33:42 UTC

Hey, I gave him some action! I'd like to think I'm being nice to him! XD