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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I pulled bigger_tigers's hair (-5 points). In November I pushed qahy in the mud (-17 points). In February I helped sora_shoma across the street (6 points). Last Monday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I gave 0roseisarose0 a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (284 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
Inu_shonen