White Hunter Black Heart
The truth be told: Yes, I do work at Cactus Flower every Friday til close. Yes, I do like people coming to visit me, and bringing coffee. But, you know, just don't forget the coffee. Never forget the coffee. (I'm curious to see if anyone believes this and actually brings me a cup of coffee. Bonus friend points for that person. How many points you ask? Well my friend, let's just say you'll be heavily showered in them.)
So I dreamt that Clint Eastwood was my lover last night. Ewwwww. No really let me type that again, Ewwww. What the HELL is wrong with me. Not young The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly attractive Clint, but old saggy 75 Clint. At one point he goes, "So...have you seen any of my movies?" Hot Clint, really hot.
So I dreamt that Clint Eastwood was my lover last night. Ewwwww. No really let me type that again, Ewwww. What the HELL is wrong with me. Not young The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly attractive Clint, but old saggy 75 Clint. At one point he goes, "So...have you seen any of my movies?" Hot Clint, really hot.