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"Whatever you say Miss Thompson." He seemed to dismiss her with a flourish of his hand, and you found yourself following the motion completely with your eyes. Seriously, what was with this guy?
The girl seemed unaffected by whatever was going on and simply scrunched her nose at him. "Don't call me that. You make me feel old."
"Would you rather I call you Bird?"
You watched as the girl puffed up, much like a little bird, actually. She seemed to bring up her shoulders in a tense motion, pursing her lips and narrowing her eyes.
"No," she said, low and full of a threat you couldn't take seriously. "You can't call me Bird."
Beside you, Rose gave a soft laugh and said, "Flighty Broad." The girl and dark-haired man both jerked their heads to look at her. On the other side of you, John let out a bark of laughter.
"Hummingbird!"
Jade now grinned. "Karkitty!"
"What the fuck are you-"
"Vroom vroom hiss," Dave put in.
"Beep beep meow," John agreed.
"Inthufferable prick," you added, mostly to Dave for that stupid fucking jab, lisp and all. You were pretty sure that had been Sollux. Pretty sure.
John poked you in the arm and laughed. "Zoosmell Pooplord," and then, "Oh my god, you're the one that put that in, weren't you?"
You put your head in your hands. "I hate you all," you muttered. John pried your hands away, just so you could see him form a spade with his hands and you punched him in the arm. He laughed again.
While on the bus today, the HS characters meeting Davian and Gretchen popped into my head and I was giggling the whole time. The saddest part is that I'm the only one who gets all the jokes in here. Particularly the "vroom vroom hiss" thing.
Actually, I'll explain it.
Natalia (KK's first girlfriend in my story, YES SHE HAS A NAME NOW): Wait, what did you-
John: Karkat!
Natalia: Kar.... you mean like vroom vroom hiss? Like a car and a cat?
John: No, more like beep beep meow.
Dave: No, wait bro. I like vroom vroom hiss better. It implies he's a racy motherfucker with a bad attitude. Which is basically true.
Karkat: Fuck you, Strider.
And Dib is the only one allowed to call Gretchen Bird. The only one.
The girl seemed unaffected by whatever was going on and simply scrunched her nose at him. "Don't call me that. You make me feel old."
"Would you rather I call you Bird?"
You watched as the girl puffed up, much like a little bird, actually. She seemed to bring up her shoulders in a tense motion, pursing her lips and narrowing her eyes.
"No," she said, low and full of a threat you couldn't take seriously. "You can't call me Bird."
Beside you, Rose gave a soft laugh and said, "Flighty Broad." The girl and dark-haired man both jerked their heads to look at her. On the other side of you, John let out a bark of laughter.
"Hummingbird!"
Jade now grinned. "Karkitty!"
"What the fuck are you-"
"Vroom vroom hiss," Dave put in.
"Beep beep meow," John agreed.
"Inthufferable prick," you added, mostly to Dave for that stupid fucking jab, lisp and all. You were pretty sure that had been Sollux. Pretty sure.
John poked you in the arm and laughed. "Zoosmell Pooplord," and then, "Oh my god, you're the one that put that in, weren't you?"
You put your head in your hands. "I hate you all," you muttered. John pried your hands away, just so you could see him form a spade with his hands and you punched him in the arm. He laughed again.
While on the bus today, the HS characters meeting Davian and Gretchen popped into my head and I was giggling the whole time. The saddest part is that I'm the only one who gets all the jokes in here. Particularly the "vroom vroom hiss" thing.
Actually, I'll explain it.
Natalia (KK's first girlfriend in my story, YES SHE HAS A NAME NOW): Wait, what did you-
John: Karkat!
Natalia: Kar.... you mean like vroom vroom hiss? Like a car and a cat?
John: No, more like beep beep meow.
Dave: No, wait bro. I like vroom vroom hiss better. It implies he's a racy motherfucker with a bad attitude. Which is basically true.
Karkat: Fuck you, Strider.
And Dib is the only one allowed to call Gretchen Bird. The only one.