life talks

[introspctveddie]

robert: what should i do?
me:  why are you always asking me for advice?  do you really want to end up like me?  i can't even handle my own life.
robert: good point.
me: yeah so whatever i tell you to do, you should totally do the opposite
robert: so what would you do in this situation?
me: kill myself!
robert: so i should... not kill myself?
me: exactly

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