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I'm sure most of us have Snapchat by now or had it and deleted it, because your contacts just constantly sent you shit and you couldn't cope anymore. Maybe you couldn't delete them because they're a good friend and maybe they'd be miffed if you did so, just like the potential drama of first place on your MySpace and Bebo list bought. Maybe they'd also feel miffed if you Snapchatted back with a straight face and the caption 'stop sending me your shit.'
HOW TO BE A POTENTIALLY GOOD SNAPCHATTER AND AVOID REPLIES OF ME FACE PALMING:
- Don't send me pictures of your fucking food. Unless it's something amazing, that has been presented beautifully or something, but even then you've probably put that on your Instagram and I probably still scrolled on by.
- Don't send me a selfie of you and your friend, who I will never know/meet, posing nicely like it's for a Facebook dp. This sounds slightly hypocritcal of me, because I have taken pictures of, say, Amie and I and sent it to Sadie or Talietha, but that's because we're mutual friends and it just makes sense, k?
- Don't randomly just send me pictures of your face with no caption. If I wanted that, i'd probably go on your Facebook or something.
- Following on from point number 3 if you do caption, don't caption it with something like insufferable like 'Bored.' What do you want me to do? Reply with a blank expression and 'same'? I'm not wasting data on a text conversation (I probably wouldn't reply to that either) like that, s2s.
- BASICALLY I JUST WANT YOU TO SEND ME THE UGLIEST FACES YOU CAN PULL. Like Ash never fails to do:
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