hehe... some jokes :D
The Penis Study"
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundland decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet
propped up on a
table.
He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the
cowboy if
it's
true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy says, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my
place and let
me
prove it?"
The woman figures why not and spends the night with him. The
next day
she
hands the cowboy a $100 bill. Blushing, he says, "Nobody has
ever paid
me
for my services before. I'm flattered."
The woman replies, "Don't be. Buy some boots that fit."
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundland decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet
propped up on a
table.
He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the
cowboy if
it's
true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy says, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my
place and let
me
prove it?"
The woman figures why not and spends the night with him. The
next day
she
hands the cowboy a $100 bill. Blushing, he says, "Nobody has
ever paid
me
for my services before. I'm flattered."
The woman replies, "Don't be. Buy some boots that fit."