Morning Train Ride

[intrepiddik]

This morning I was approached by a Jehova's Witness.

"Good morning my name is [insert name I don't remember here]. What's your name?"

"David."

"Hello, David. Would you mind if I read you a passage from..."

"I'm Jewish."

"You're Jewish. Oh. Well have you heard of the Jehova's Witnesses?"

"I'm Jewish."

::Pause::

"Have a nice day."

When will they learn?