Steph & Kerstie's March Madness: Winner!
After weeks of grueling battles and stressful ties that made us all sit on the edge of our swivel chairs, we finally have a winner! Drumroll please...
PLUTO, THE FORMER PLANET!
This is groundbreaking! This is earth-shattering!
Never before in the history of Steph and Kerstie's March Madness has an actual contender taken the crown!
To honour Pluto's deserving win, we have a few choice quotes from its dearest friends:
"Pluto... How do I begin to explain Pluto?" - Earth
"Pluto is flawless." - Mars
"I hear Pluto was added to the list of minor planets and given the number 134340." - Venus
"I hear Pluto orbits elliptically... in space." - Saturn
"Pluto's favorite moon is Charon." - Neptune
"One time, Pluto was reassessed by the International Astronomical Union..." - Mercury
"...And they said he was a dwarf planet." - Jupiter
"One time, Pluto told me I was hot. It was awesome." - The Sun
"Pluto's a dick." - Uranus
We were also given a quote by somebody named Mickey Mouse, but we think he was confused.
Anyways, congratulations to Pluto, and see you all next year!
PLUTO, THE FORMER PLANET!
This is groundbreaking! This is earth-shattering!
Never before in the history of Steph and Kerstie's March Madness has an actual contender taken the crown!
To honour Pluto's deserving win, we have a few choice quotes from its dearest friends:
"Pluto... How do I begin to explain Pluto?" - Earth
"Pluto is flawless." - Mars
"I hear Pluto was added to the list of minor planets and given the number 134340." - Venus
"I hear Pluto orbits elliptically... in space." - Saturn
"Pluto's favorite moon is Charon." - Neptune
"One time, Pluto was reassessed by the International Astronomical Union..." - Mercury
"...And they said he was a dwarf planet." - Jupiter
"One time, Pluto told me I was hot. It was awesome." - The Sun
"Pluto's a dick." - Uranus
We were also given a quote by somebody named Mickey Mouse, but we think he was confused.
Anyways, congratulations to Pluto, and see you all next year!