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Apr 08, 2007 00:19

I would rather eat my own face than live for three months with my parents over summer.
Add to that, the fact that i owuld rather inhabit my own bowel than go back to Totnes and you have a problem.
Only the ubergoit that is me could have possibly picked the university that would close as soon as i graduated, and, not only that, but the only university that has only one option when it comes to nightlife.
I am officially fed-up of resorting to mind altering as a way to get cheap kicks.
Even seeing people i've missed massivly is proving o be a problem currently.
Dan Ashcroft is right by the way ( in a -I'm a fictional fuck kind of way) The rise of the idiots. Shoreham is full of them, Cage and sedate this town and i may feel a slight prick of comfort. Why am i not 18 anymore?
Ahh the only minute pleasure i have is posting this tripe onto the world wide web. May i make some amazonian web dweller feel justified in nuking the U.K.
Can i get a Hell Yeah?
p.s if anyone knows of any use i can be put to over the summer i would be highly receptive to their ideas. Im thinking of applying for lottery funding and becoming shorehams statue in memorium to those with a brain who persihed in the great half decade idiocy following the millenium.Right now i'd probably tell myself to piss off.

nirvana - heart shaped box

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