Questions.
I've meant to write an entry for months.
Really.
But I can't sit here long enough to even begin.
I will very soon...but until then I need a bit of help.
I'm looking into buying a cell phone. I've finally caved.
I need advice on good plans & phones...if anyone has any insight, it would be much appreciated.
What I'd like to have is just a plain (fucking) cell phone...no text, music, internet connection, or camera. Apparently this sort of thing doesn't exist...and I seem to be the only SANE (fucking) person alive who sees how utterly silly it is to have a poor quality camera phone when I have a nice digital one I carry around with me...along with an mp3 player...or texting and internet access when I own my own computer...(and by the way how low of an IQ does one need to think its reasonable to type out silly little messages when it would be three times faster to just call the person ON YOUR (fucking) PHONE?)........I...just...don't...get...it. (fist shaking in 'old person who doesn't comprehend technology' sort of way)
Oh & I also find it painful that I have to pay some ungodly amount for service. (whyyyyyyy?) OH OH...and sign on the dotted line in blood for the 2 year (or more) contract, which if I break I'll have to like...give up my first born, my left leg, half my liver, shave my head & donate to locks of love, and a kidney;...then move to Thailand to become an indentured sex slave as a bald amputee fetish fuck just to pay off my insane fee.
By the way I miss you people.
In case you didn't know.
Really.
But I can't sit here long enough to even begin.
I will very soon...but until then I need a bit of help.
I'm looking into buying a cell phone. I've finally caved.
I need advice on good plans & phones...if anyone has any insight, it would be much appreciated.
What I'd like to have is just a plain (fucking) cell phone...no text, music, internet connection, or camera. Apparently this sort of thing doesn't exist...and I seem to be the only SANE (fucking) person alive who sees how utterly silly it is to have a poor quality camera phone when I have a nice digital one I carry around with me...along with an mp3 player...or texting and internet access when I own my own computer...(and by the way how low of an IQ does one need to think its reasonable to type out silly little messages when it would be three times faster to just call the person ON YOUR (fucking) PHONE?)........I...just...don't...get...it. (fist shaking in 'old person who doesn't comprehend technology' sort of way)
Oh & I also find it painful that I have to pay some ungodly amount for service. (whyyyyyyy?) OH OH...and sign on the dotted line in blood for the 2 year (or more) contract, which if I break I'll have to like...give up my first born, my left leg, half my liver, shave my head & donate to locks of love, and a kidney;...then move to Thailand to become an indentured sex slave as a bald amputee fetish fuck just to pay off my insane fee.
By the way I miss you people.
In case you didn't know.