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[iliekbananas]

[With the appropriate lights and sounds a blue policebox has appeared. And exiting from it would be the Doctor, alone

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in before River Song hijack

[formerlyamelia]

[have an Amy in return :o Having heard the telltale sound of the TARDIS, Amy came running.]

Doctor? Doctor!

[and then she sees the Doctor and stops in her tracks]

...hang on, who're you?

You should use that account again D:

[iliekbananas]

[Hello person he's never seen before in his life ever]

I'm the Doctor; who are you?

It has like two icons but I might

[formerlyamelia]

['Sup]

Amy Pond, and you're not the Doctor.

It's probably be easier to find more now

[iliekbananas]

Not the Doctor, of course I'm the Doctor.

What makes you think I'm not the Doctor?

I imagine so, yeah

[formerlyamelia]

Because you're not the Doctor! I mean really, those ears! And where's your bow-tie then?

[iliekbananas]

What about my ears?

In the TARDIS with the rest of the clothes. Not that you should know about that since I've never seen you before, Amy Pond.

[formerlyamelia]

They're huge, that's what. The hair's all wrong too.

Speaking of, why do you have the TARDIS? What'd you do the Doctor?!

[iliekbananas]

Well, excuse me for having different hair and ears.

Why do I have the TARDIS? Because I'm the Doctor. Hasn't sunk in yet?

[formerlyamelia]

But you can't be the Doctor. I mean you don't look about 9 and you aren't as...weird.

[iliekbananas]

Not as weird? I'll have you know that I'm considered plenty weird by all sorts of weird things. And I've never looked about 9. About 9?

[The lightbulb just went on]

Oh no, this isn't good.

[formerlyamelia]

You're supposed to be...y'know, young! And with weird hair and a bow-tie and clothes stolen from a hospital.

What isn't good?

[iliekbananas]

No, no, stop don't tell me anymore!

[Congratulations Ms. Pond you've worried a Time Lord]

I don't know you because it hasn't happened yet. And because it hasn't happened yet, it can be changed. Meaning that anything you say or do could have a lasting effect on the future.

[formerlyamelia]

Hang on, I've never met you, because you're certainly not the Doctor I know.

Vaguest explanation of regeneration ever?

[iliekbananas]

I'm not the Doctor you know. Not yet, but I will be. At some point in the future, something happens and I stop being me. At some point after that I become your Doctor.

He could've said "shit happens"

[formerlyamelia]

Well it's nice to know you've always been vague.

[iliekbananas]

I can't give you all the answers. That's part of the fun. Getting out there and learning new things, making mistakes. If I told you everything, you wouldn't learn half of what you could.