Prompt 155: "No One Needs To Know"
There was a long, long silence.
"I am somewhat indisposed."
"...Congratulations?"
"This is going to be a problem."
"...no, not at all. Why on earth should you say something like that?"
"...we're in an elevator."
"Really?"
"Yes."
There was a pause.
"Do you know what irony is?"
"Is it ironic if I tell you that if you act condescending to me I'll pee on your face?"
"...I'll stop."
"Thank you."
Another bout of stillness. A bit like a bout of irregularity, but probably a lot better.
"I'm feeling..."
"...feeling...?"
"I don't know how to word it."
"Congratulations."
"Like I'm ready to release a lot of bodily fluids."
"That was very apt, thank you."
"I thought you might like to know.... I wish I was a boy."
"Why?"
"...isn't it obvious?"
"No."
"I could just pee standing up, and it would not be so embarrassing to do in front of you."
"That point has a lot of catches."
"Like what?"
"Well, you'd be standing up either way, it's just that one way you'd be crouching and it would be much messier and more INCREDIBLY DISGUSTING. So don't even think about it."
"That's one--or two, maybe."
"It would also depend on me being a guy, too, because I have never met a guy who wants to empty his bladder in front of a girl. Unless they're doing something incredibly grossly kinky."
"You're disgusting!"
"That is a very apt description, thank you."
Silence.
"I think I just peed my pants a little."
"Thank you, I wanted to know."
"I thought you might."
(I CANNOT type today. I don't know why.)
"I am somewhat indisposed."
"...Congratulations?"
"This is going to be a problem."
"...no, not at all. Why on earth should you say something like that?"
"...we're in an elevator."
"Really?"
"Yes."
There was a pause.
"Do you know what irony is?"
"Is it ironic if I tell you that if you act condescending to me I'll pee on your face?"
"...I'll stop."
"Thank you."
Another bout of stillness. A bit like a bout of irregularity, but probably a lot better.
"I'm feeling..."
"...feeling...?"
"I don't know how to word it."
"Congratulations."
"Like I'm ready to release a lot of bodily fluids."
"That was very apt, thank you."
"I thought you might like to know.... I wish I was a boy."
"Why?"
"...isn't it obvious?"
"No."
"I could just pee standing up, and it would not be so embarrassing to do in front of you."
"That point has a lot of catches."
"Like what?"
"Well, you'd be standing up either way, it's just that one way you'd be crouching and it would be much messier and more INCREDIBLY DISGUSTING. So don't even think about it."
"That's one--or two, maybe."
"It would also depend on me being a guy, too, because I have never met a guy who wants to empty his bladder in front of a girl. Unless they're doing something incredibly grossly kinky."
"You're disgusting!"
"That is a very apt description, thank you."
Silence.
"I think I just peed my pants a little."
"Thank you, I wanted to know."
"I thought you might."
(I CANNOT type today. I don't know why.)