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[video] chauvinisms July 18 2011, 22:47:45 UTC
[Casually watching.]

I think you've got a little something, right...

[She imitates wiping her chin.]

...there.

Wahaha!

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[video] intotheinferno July 19 2011, 18:20:21 UTC
[sadfghjk did everyone see this?! God damnit.

You just get a glare.]

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[video] chauvinisms July 19 2011, 23:53:31 UTC
[She just waggles her eyebrows at him and laughs in return.]

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[video] albinoidiot July 19 2011, 23:14:38 UTC
[And before he could wipe his mouth off clean he realizes that person looks really familiar.]

Hey, wait a minute. I like your style babe. Really Gerudo and everythin'.

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[video] chauvinisms July 19 2011, 23:55:57 UTC
Tch! This isn't a style! This is a way of life! I am a Gerudo. [She squints at him.] You don't seem like you are from Hyrule...

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Re: [video] albinoidiot July 19 2011, 23:57:58 UTC
[And look at him just stare.]

I get it. You're one of those crazy cosp-

And what do you mean. I could so be from Hyrule if I wanted to. I don't have the ears but people shouldn't discriminate! I got personality.

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[video] chauvinisms July 20 2011, 00:17:05 UTC
Crazy cosp...!? Che, what the hell is that supposed to mean, yeah? The sand hasn't worn this down [she points to her head] just yet! So keep your crazy comments to yourself, fool!

Heh, that you do. Almost as insufferable as the rest of the Hylian population, ekeke! [She flips her hair over her shoulder.] Though I'm not sure how well they'd take to your state of undress, foreigner! Wahahaha!

[Yes, she is totally checking out that chest, how old are you again.]

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[video] albinoidiot July 20 2011, 00:24:01 UTC
Undress? I ain't naked, I got pants on. That's what counts. Real men go shirtless, it's the new thing. I see you lookin' at me. I know you like it.

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[video] chauvinisms July 20 2011, 00:33:20 UTC
So I can see~! Real men, eh? A real man wouldn't have to declare himself a real man, wahaha! Your arrogance is somehow refreshing though.

Che, in reality, I am gauging how much that pretty hair of yours would go for on the black market~! I am a thief, you know...I suggest you watch your...purse around me.

[She bursts into very inappropriate laughter.]

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Re: [video] albinoidiot July 20 2011, 00:36:44 UTC
Hey, you haven't heard the talk around here! There's a serious lack of men here!

And if that's your method invitation for you to put your hands in my pants, I gotta say I like it.

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[video] LMFAO THAT ICON, PUT ON A SHIRT DANTE chauvinisms July 20 2011, 00:40:03 UTC
You don't need to tell me! I've seen the residents here...the sad majority is made of weak, cutesy girls and males who might as well be girls! It's no wonder some people have been stuck here for years!

Oh ho, so forward! I can't guarantee you would enjoy such an experience. I wouldn't want to bruise your precious male ego, after all!

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[video] /gives you this icon >D albinoidiot July 20 2011, 00:44:19 UTC
Bruise? [That makes him laugh.] I like it rough. If you're really a Gerudo, I'm sure I'll have some fun.

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[video] oh god no, now I want to play the game mO_Om chauvinisms July 20 2011, 00:50:57 UTC
Really a Gerudo? Hah! If you really knew a Gerudo for what she was, you wouldn't have any doubts! Clearly I need to reevaluate my assessment of you!

[After she's done checking dat fine eight pack...]

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[video] Do it, Dante's abs demand it B| albinoidiot July 20 2011, 00:54:34 UTC
Well, what can I say. I've heard rumors. How about you come and visit me and teach me a lesson or two.

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[video] can't...resist... (fuu) chauvinisms July 20 2011, 01:01:47 UTC
[A slow smirk lights up her angular features.]

Lesson one in Gerudo culture, whelp. A Gerudo woman never comes at the beck and call of a man, heh!

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[video] /SHIIINES AAAAABS albinoidiot July 20 2011, 01:12:34 UTC
Are you gonna kidnap me while I sleep? Should I sleep naked?

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