~013 - [TEXT] - private to "Santa"
Dear "Santa Claus..."
This is incredibly silly...but you know, I really don't mind. I think having a good port for once may have something to do with that.
For Paddy, I want something fun. He deserves it, for putting up with everything I do. Bring him some films from the 80s: the ones that are so completely terrible and cheesy, you can't help but enjoy them. Surf Nazis Must Die, Red Dawn, The Blob (the remake!)...you get the idea. A whole stack of those.
For Miss Parker, a new pair of high-heeled shoes. Something fashionable, but very comfortable to wear. And a bottle of fine wine for her to share with Paddy.
Neil should have whatever he wants most, that you'd also be able and willing to give him.
Give Nathan more glow-in-the-dark chalk. I'd like to see what else he can come up with.
For the whole Barge: I want enough dessert and drinks from the Double R for everyone to have a serving or two. Coffee and apple cider, and some of Norma's pies...cherry and huckleberry, those are her best. Send it all to the kitchens on Christmas morning, please.
I don't think there's much of anything I want for myself, so that should be it.
...
Except...
I want to know who the father is.
This is incredibly silly...but you know, I really don't mind. I think having a good port for once may have something to do with that.
For Paddy, I want something fun. He deserves it, for putting up with everything I do. Bring him some films from the 80s: the ones that are so completely terrible and cheesy, you can't help but enjoy them. Surf Nazis Must Die, Red Dawn, The Blob (the remake!)...you get the idea. A whole stack of those.
For Miss Parker, a new pair of high-heeled shoes. Something fashionable, but very comfortable to wear. And a bottle of fine wine for her to share with Paddy.
Neil should have whatever he wants most, that you'd also be able and willing to give him.
Give Nathan more glow-in-the-dark chalk. I'd like to see what else he can come up with.
For the whole Barge: I want enough dessert and drinks from the Double R for everyone to have a serving or two. Coffee and apple cider, and some of Norma's pies...cherry and huckleberry, those are her best. Send it all to the kitchens on Christmas morning, please.
I don't think there's much of anything I want for myself, so that should be it.
...
Except...
I want to know who the father is.