Moo...
Someone just told me that sometimes if you tip a cow over it dies!Rich informed me that if a cow weighs too much then they suffocate when you push them over. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I am a murderer. I don't mean to sound like a complete hick, but I can't tell you how many times I was shrooming at night when a cow was just conveneniently located in the field(ha cows and shrooms-who'da thought?) so..why not tip one before you jet, right? God..I am a guilty coldhearted murderer. Oh god and baby jesus I'm going to burn in hell. Animals..I have probably killed countless, helpless cows. I feel this sudden need to devote a part of my life to helping cows. I'm completely serious. I need to repent for this. I'm going to be a vegetarian.