This is what happens when a girl sits down next to you as you start a game of DotA.
"Hey, what's up? What're you doing in the library?"
"Oh, not much. Just taking a break from studying at the moment."
Who'd I random? Queen of Pain? Crud, never been her before.
"Really? You look really busy right now."
"Yeah, I got the notes and the textbooks out, but the secret is that they're not even for the same class."
Dammit, I am busy trying to read what this hero's abilities are. Does her ult get powered up by scepter?
"Yeah, I'm gonna be up late studying for my exam tomorrow. Here's my little stuffed bunny, the only guy who will actually keep me company until 4 AM when I'm done. Hey, want some pocky?"
"Ooh, pocky. It's so addictive and easy to eat, even if it's not that tasty."
Eat... eat... right, grab some tangoes before I hit the secret shop for Point Booster. Fuck, bought too many and now I can only grab Energy Booster.
"Oh, you're in Chinese too? I'm barely literate and really only speak Cantonese."
"Yeah, I'm kind of the opposite - can't speak for shit, but I read a lot better than most people."
Oh fuck, Jakiro just dual-breathed me....eattreeeattreeeattr-FUCK
"Ugh, making flashcards is gonna be so much work. What are you working on right now?"
"Oh, I just finished up my Chinese homework and I'll be starting my psychology paper in a minute. I also have a lot of reading to do for my philosophy class."
Holy fuck, I've died five times already? And now I'm lagging too. Fuck-all god damn.
And by the time I'm done talking, the lag is in full rage and I've been sitting on zero gold for six deaths in a row. Heartstone is far out of reach, much less scepter.
Man, do I hate my life.
"Oh, not much. Just taking a break from studying at the moment."
Who'd I random? Queen of Pain? Crud, never been her before.
"Really? You look really busy right now."
"Yeah, I got the notes and the textbooks out, but the secret is that they're not even for the same class."
Dammit, I am busy trying to read what this hero's abilities are. Does her ult get powered up by scepter?
"Yeah, I'm gonna be up late studying for my exam tomorrow. Here's my little stuffed bunny, the only guy who will actually keep me company until 4 AM when I'm done. Hey, want some pocky?"
"Ooh, pocky. It's so addictive and easy to eat, even if it's not that tasty."
Eat... eat... right, grab some tangoes before I hit the secret shop for Point Booster. Fuck, bought too many and now I can only grab Energy Booster.
"Oh, you're in Chinese too? I'm barely literate and really only speak Cantonese."
"Yeah, I'm kind of the opposite - can't speak for shit, but I read a lot better than most people."
Oh fuck, Jakiro just dual-breathed me....eattreeeattreeeattr-FUCK
"Ugh, making flashcards is gonna be so much work. What are you working on right now?"
"Oh, I just finished up my Chinese homework and I'll be starting my psychology paper in a minute. I also have a lot of reading to do for my philosophy class."
Holy fuck, I've died five times already? And now I'm lagging too. Fuck-all god damn.
And by the time I'm done talking, the lag is in full rage and I've been sitting on zero gold for six deaths in a row. Heartstone is far out of reach, much less scepter.
Man, do I hate my life.