There I was, drifting in that little limbo where you've sort of woken up but not quite completely. I'm going over some stuff in my head, when I suddenly think "Hey, what time is it? My alarm hasn't been wor-"
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
On a footnote, this is the fucking banner ad that's on my screen as I type this:
I swear, where does this shit come from?