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ok so see my sideys on this av?? thats like 5 mins growth after i shave, proper wookiee and it kind of ruins my life with the whole drag princess thing. anyway me and olly just went to his sisters to get our eyebrows threaded, i have to go like 3 times more regular than he does and it sucks arse, we was talking about the footie cos its a starling hang out day tomorrow cos its lillians hockey match then food then straight into the pub to watch us slaughter the colonials and everyones going exept joe cos he will only cry and ruin everyones life when they miss goals trying to shush him up, may ella was well taking the piss about my sproutings and she says her boyf aint shaving the whole time england stays in so she aint doing it neither cos its gross kissing a beardy man (she is SO WRONG but whatever, my skin is like sandpaper now i got used to it and she is just this delicate petal so she has got a point maybe) and he can put up with her stubbly armpits as well and furry legs rubbing on his back at night HAHA then everyone kind of went HMMMM all at once and looked at me so its decided i aint shaving while england stays in just to see what happens. unless i get a good reason, which i will cos tess will beat me up if she sees and she is like 6 foot 6 in heels and 18 stone and i aint messing with that :*

obvs i will change my mind TOMMORROW cos urgh D: face stubble D: but its a funny idea ;) i might just not shave like 1 square inch on my chin or some random place on my cheek and see how long i can make it grow hahahaha

fungry, i am going to make a toastie and finish the fab lolly's so i can fill the freezer back up!!! going out tonight in ollys bar if anyones out and wants free drinks but i aint getting wasted cos tech rehearsals start tommorrow so i have to go and see whats what so i can finish planning my 2 scenes properly <3 omg excited now!

cross fingers for good weather for people lucky enough to be at FESTIVALS this weekend :P i wanted to go to download but wasnt ever going to happen realy cos of being busy and kels baby inconvenently being due and whatever else but HAVE FUNNNNNNNN and please please kidnap marina for me even if you have to kill her to do it, i dont need her alive cos i am skinning her face off anyway and stitching it over mine

wicked good mood today :) cos my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the whole world even more than david bowie and i am so lucky its like i shook hands with all the chimney sweeps in ol' london town

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I like your nose, I like your hair
I like you clothed, I like you bare
I like your boots, your skirts and your blouses
I like your suits, your shirts and your trousers
I like your mild political stances
I like your wild spontaneous dances
I like the way you drive me insane, morning, noon and night

I like you cos you're sexy
I like the sexy things you dress in
I like it when you're sitting next to me whispering sexy things
I like you cos you like me
I like the poems that you write me
I like the pictures that you thoughtfully draw for me
They make me look all right
Oh yeah, I like, I like, I like

I like the way you make me laugh
I like your brain, both left and right half
I like the songs you sing when you're bathing
I like your dog when he's behaving
I like your car, you curse like a trooper
During a hard reversing manoeuvre
I like the way we kiss and we make up after a fight

I like you cos you're sexy
I like the sexy things you dress in
I like it when you're sitting next to me whispering sexy things
I like you cos you like me
I like the poems that you write me
I like the pictures that you thoughtfully draw for me
They make me look all right
Oh yeah, I like, I like, I like

I like you cos you're crazy
I like the way you do whatever you like
It constantly amazes me, baby please stay with me tonight
Oh yeah, I like, I like, I like

haha i swear to god neil hannon <3 needs to be my best friend cos i just love him so much <3 he is like if scott walker went funny instead of weird <3