[Locked to the Strand Crew, backdated to Molly's arrival]
Hey folks, you may have noticed the cute girl with unnatural hair and bizarre piercings wandering around. She is not, in fact, a strange native plucked from a primitive universe bearing the markings of her people, but in reality is my apprentice Molly.
She'll be staying with us for the foreseeable future, please welcome her kindly, help her get adjusted, and whatever you do, don't let her cook.
In all seriousness though, she's a very talented apprentice and has learned all sorts of useful skills over the years. She's saved my butt more than once.
But I wasn't kidding about the cooking thing. Seriously, don't.
Molly, we'll set up a training area on the top floor, so that you can start practicing. Hopefully the fumes should travel up, not down.
She'll be staying with us for the foreseeable future, please welcome her kindly, help her get adjusted, and whatever you do, don't let her cook.
In all seriousness though, she's a very talented apprentice and has learned all sorts of useful skills over the years. She's saved my butt more than once.
But I wasn't kidding about the cooking thing. Seriously, don't.
Molly, we'll set up a training area on the top floor, so that you can start practicing. Hopefully the fumes should travel up, not down.