12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic

Oct 17, 2011 17:38

[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))
Cut for MLP Murder Aftermath )

bm just needs friends, mlp, murder, friendship is magic, unicorn horn, summoner

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[action] toxicophelia October 19 2011, 01:34:16 UTC
What's that? [Pointing to the bag and/or bloody horn.]

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[action] inthenertz October 19 2011, 10:05:47 UTC
It's a summoner's horn!

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toxicophelia October 19 2011, 20:08:45 UTC
You summoned the horn, or the horn summons things? [Said a little mockingly.]

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inthenertz October 22 2011, 15:18:55 UTC
Actually, I am pretty sure it's just decoration but I really didn't pay enough attention.

It can't be that hard, I mean summoners are all kinda stupid.

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toxicophelia October 22 2011, 20:39:35 UTC
Who did you take it from?

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inthenertz October 22 2011, 20:49:05 UTC
A tree.

Where do you think I got it from?

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toxicophelia October 22 2011, 20:50:15 UTC
[Hands on her hips, all pouty] I don't know. [Spoiler: what are unicorns?]

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inthenertz October 23 2011, 16:59:21 UTC
Well, when a man and a woman really love each other, they pull out knives and do battle for each other's horns. Who ever gets the horn wins all the love.

Sometimes men are tricky and they hide their horns. So be sure to do a lot of stabbing about.

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toxicophelia October 23 2011, 22:42:49 UTC
You stole that from your girlfriend? And you want me to take it from you? [That's what she heard. Dammit, BM. Stop corrupting the young.]

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inthenertz October 25 2011, 16:05:19 UTC
No, you should only cut it off the person you love.

I don't love you, so you got to go find some other suc- I mean boy friend.

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toxicophelia October 28 2011, 15:35:44 UTC
So you don't love your girlfriend. Wow.

Oh, well, I don't expect you to love me. We've only just met. ...but I don't have a boyfriend.

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inthenertz October 29 2011, 03:19:42 UTC
Not anymore, I got the horn didn't I? That's what matters most.

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toxicophelia October 29 2011, 03:21:47 UTC
I suppose.

[A beat.]

So I just get a boyfriend and then steal his?

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inthenertz October 29 2011, 03:23:38 UTC
Yep, remember, they usually hide them somewhere under the clothes.

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toxicophelia October 29 2011, 03:24:35 UTC
Why would they do that?

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inthenertz October 31 2011, 03:32:38 UTC
It makes the game more fun, trust me, it's worth it.

[Will he ever tell a truth?]

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