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7th Atrocity - I See A Red Door And I Want It Painted Black

Aug 03, 2011 20:48

[Today is a busy day for Black Mage. He has a goal and a project to work on.

Only good things can come from this.]

A) [Action | 753 Partridge Drive - Morning][Something strange happens this morning. The drone not!mom is downstairs cooking breakfast ( Read more... )

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D. jaws5sonofjaws August 4 2011, 01:43:11 UTC

[Mart is just taking a stroll when he hears all the noise emanating from that horrible guys' back yard.

Mart'll be peeking over the fence to get a better look...]

Re: D. inthenertz August 4 2011, 02:16:23 UTC

[He's attempting to build something. It's not going all that well but he's almost got one wall done.

Trying to reinforce it with random boards to hold it all together and a lot of nails.]

jaws5sonofjaws August 4 2011, 02:19:46 UTC

[Mart leans his head closer over the fence, trying to look closer at the wooden monstrosity... is it some kind of torture device?]

inthenertz August 4 2011, 02:27:03 UTC

[With all the splintery, jagged edges and nails sticking out it very well could be.

BM is starting on the next side, the first wall just laying there until he figures out how to make them stay standing.]

jaws5sonofjaws August 4 2011, 02:32:36 UTC

[Mart still can't quite understand what the psycho is doing, and lifts himself a little higher to get a better look... and accidentally falls over onto the lawn.]

Crap.

inthenertz August 4 2011, 02:38:15 UTC

[Looks over.

Oh, look. The kid that made him bleed to death. BM just glares.]

Bite me once, shame on you... bite me twice and I'll feed your favorite pet to you.

Now, we are out in the open and I can call lightning from the sky. So if you open wide, that's all you are going to eat. Got it?

jaws5sonofjaws August 4 2011, 02:52:20 UTC

Yeah, well I ain't got no pets.

And a lil lightning doesn't scare me.

Just what the fuck are you up to now, you sick motherfucker?

inthenertz August 4 2011, 03:36:19 UTC

It's not a little lightning. It's enough to kill you and the neighbors.

I'm making a shed, you know, to put tools in. That's what sheds are for.

jaws5sonofjaws August 4 2011, 04:02:31 UTC

Whatever. Even if you manage to, I'll be back tomorrow.

And I don't buy it.

You're building some kind of sick twisted.... thing.

inthenertz August 4 2011, 16:47:37 UTC

You really underestimate the lasting power of pain.

And yeah, sick and twisted. Because four walls at ninety degree angles screams non-euclidean mad house.

jaws5sonofjaws August 5 2011, 00:41:00 UTC

And you're misunderstanding how much of your face I can bite off.

I know you're up to some sick shit somehow.

inthenertz August 5 2011, 04:44:33 UTC

See, that's your problem. I've been to hell, they eat your face and they don't even use teeth.

You kill me, I come back and I wait. I find something you love and I torture it until it is dead inside and out.

You want to see sick, try me.

jaws5sonofjaws August 5 2011, 15:19:50 UTC

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Man, you are one fucked up wizard.

inthenertz August 8 2011, 20:24:34 UTC

Yeah, that's what they keep saying. "Blah, blah, blah, you're fucked up, blah, blah, oh god not my children, blah, blah."

Still, even a sicko needs a place to put tools and since they put people in the other rooms I guess I have to make a shed.

jaws5sonofjaws August 9 2011, 00:40:24 UTC

Why the fuck would you of all people need a tool shed?

inthenertz August 9 2011, 01:38:40 UTC

I wear clothes and eat cereal too.

Does that also offend you?

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