Comments | inthenertz: 6th Atrocity - Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun

inthenertz

6th Atrocity - Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun

Jul 22, 2011 00:04

[Action | 753 Partridge Drive][Going out to check the mail in the morning ( Read more... )

paper bag, non euclidean face, regain, what horrors lie beneath

Back to all threads

around town paintme_crimson July 22 2011, 22:43:42 UTC

[And Mokou, from her spot in a nearby tree (again), will just see a short man mumbling to himself.]

What's with the paper bag?

around town inthenertz July 23 2011, 02:46:44 UTC

[People in trees are never good news.

Usually they're elves.]

It's a special wizard's hat.

paintme_crimson July 23 2011, 02:48:16 UTC

No it's not.

inthenertz July 23 2011, 03:21:55 UTC

Who made you the expert on wizard accessories?

paintme_crimson July 23 2011, 03:36:45 UTC

No one. I just know that wizard hats are usually pointed and have stars and junk on them.

And that they're not paper bags.

inthenertz July 23 2011, 04:22:55 UTC

The only wizards who have stars on their hat are senile and deserve to be buried alive.

And if you aren't an authority, that makes me right.

paintme_crimson July 23 2011, 19:27:26 UTC

Then if you take off the "wizard hat" your magical wizard powers will be gone, right? [Mokou floats down from the tree and approaches slowly...]

inthenertz July 24 2011, 04:14:28 UTC

No, you take the hat and I shove lightning bolts in every orifice you have. And some you didn't have until I made them specifically to shove lightning in.

But, if you flash me I might just give it to you as a gift.

paintme_crimson July 24 2011, 04:31:06 UTC

I've had worse done to me, believe it or not. Much worse. Though I won't be showing you any skin. [Slooooowly reaches over...]

inthenertz July 24 2011, 04:38:28 UTC

[And he pulls out two knives.]

Fine then, what is pale, pretty and makes a great pair of shoes?

paintme_crimson July 24 2011, 04:41:52 UTC

Probably not me. I've never been a beauty queen. [She doesn't seem to care about the knives very much. Still very determined to pull that paper bag off...]

inthenertz July 24 2011, 04:50:31 UTC

[Just for fun, he's letting her pull off the bag.

The non-euclidean horror that was beneath it could barely be called a face and belonged to no sane reality.

He let it shrivel in the horrific light of the sun for a moment, before swinging his knives at her mid section. Maybe in hopes of enjoying the splash of blood on his face.]

paintme_crimson July 24 2011, 04:55:33 UTC

[It doesn't get much of a reaction out of her, to be frank. The face and getting stabbed. She jumps out of the way, holding an arm to her stomach. ]

You're not very popular with women, are you?

Permission to throw lightning. inthenertz July 24 2011, 05:22:08 UTC

[Ruining his fun.]

I get tons of ladies.

Permission granted. |3 paintme_crimson July 24 2011, 05:23:39 UTC

Name three.

inthenertz July 24 2011, 05:27:45 UTC

Okay, I have bleach and access to people's IV bags, so there's a chance that could be true!

How high can you fly?

Back to all threads