Epic Ox-Roast Update
Mantua, Ohio
The Ox Roast
[7/21-7/23 2006]
Rating: 9.2
Friday, we went to the ox roast and within ten minutes the ridiculousness of the situation set in. Friday was the weakest day, as we didn't really see anybody too ridiculous or do anything all that cool. Mike and I left early to go to his house, and we planned on going back, but didn't. Everybody else came and we went to Greg's house. I had a stomach ache and really didn't feel like drinking so I just sat back and watched things unfold, as Joey fought Danny in an epic brawl. The fight was started because Danny hit Adam with a popcorn bag. It was funny. Joey was crazy. and Danny ran through a field naked for five dollars.
Saturday, I woke up at 10:30, as I was instructed to do and actually walked into Mike's house to physically wake him up and drive him to the DMV so he could get an ID. We went to the DMV, and the line was over an hour long, and was wrapped around all the way back to the picture screen, so we decided to leave. Disappointed, we headed out to Denny's for breakfast. Talked it up with sarah for a bit, got a huge meal and left. Then, OX ROAST time. Saturday night was a little more ridiculous, but not as much as it should've been. I don't really remember much from Saturday to tell you the truth.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Sunday was the best day of the ox roast. All the stars came out to play. Danny brought his segway to the ox roast, and I got to ride it. It was incredible. It was definately the specticle of everything. Sarah showed up too for a little while, and I hung out with her for a while which was awesome. I also saw none other than "Dubb Sack" Darrell Kirkwood. Live. In person. He looked mega pissed for no real reason, which was to be expected. I assume he was high, because he's Dubb Sack. As we were leaving, Zac yelled some stuff at some girls and they yelled back and pulled out behind us, and tailgated me the entire way back to Hiram, where they followed Matt's car back to Danny's. We got a call saying to go to Danny's for this big fight. Adam and Joey were pumped. Especially Joey. We get there, and it's a bunch of girls. These girls sucked too, let me tell you, but they sat there for like an hour just talking bullshit and delaying our Denny's. When we went to Denny's, it was just one disappointment after another. But all was made well again when Joey, in a fit of rage, ripped apart his pancakes and told matt he needed to "respect people's shit" because Matt used a container of his syrup. It was hands down the moment of the weekend.
OX ROAST WEEKEND AWARDS
MVP: Joey Kish
Best Moment: Joey vs The Pancake
Best Sighting: "Dubb-Sack" Darrell Kirkwood
I managed to get away with only spending three dollars at the actual ox roast, (not counting parking), and that was on one of those shitty lemon shake-ups. Unfortunately, I ended up spending all of my money at Denny's, which I wasn't even supposed to spend, and I now have a whopping five dollars to my name.
Bummmerrr..
-Bill Hartman, July 25th, 2006
The Ox Roast
[7/21-7/23 2006]
Rating: 9.2
Friday, we went to the ox roast and within ten minutes the ridiculousness of the situation set in. Friday was the weakest day, as we didn't really see anybody too ridiculous or do anything all that cool. Mike and I left early to go to his house, and we planned on going back, but didn't. Everybody else came and we went to Greg's house. I had a stomach ache and really didn't feel like drinking so I just sat back and watched things unfold, as Joey fought Danny in an epic brawl. The fight was started because Danny hit Adam with a popcorn bag. It was funny. Joey was crazy. and Danny ran through a field naked for five dollars.
Saturday, I woke up at 10:30, as I was instructed to do and actually walked into Mike's house to physically wake him up and drive him to the DMV so he could get an ID. We went to the DMV, and the line was over an hour long, and was wrapped around all the way back to the picture screen, so we decided to leave. Disappointed, we headed out to Denny's for breakfast. Talked it up with sarah for a bit, got a huge meal and left. Then, OX ROAST time. Saturday night was a little more ridiculous, but not as much as it should've been. I don't really remember much from Saturday to tell you the truth.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Sunday was the best day of the ox roast. All the stars came out to play. Danny brought his segway to the ox roast, and I got to ride it. It was incredible. It was definately the specticle of everything. Sarah showed up too for a little while, and I hung out with her for a while which was awesome. I also saw none other than "Dubb Sack" Darrell Kirkwood. Live. In person. He looked mega pissed for no real reason, which was to be expected. I assume he was high, because he's Dubb Sack. As we were leaving, Zac yelled some stuff at some girls and they yelled back and pulled out behind us, and tailgated me the entire way back to Hiram, where they followed Matt's car back to Danny's. We got a call saying to go to Danny's for this big fight. Adam and Joey were pumped. Especially Joey. We get there, and it's a bunch of girls. These girls sucked too, let me tell you, but they sat there for like an hour just talking bullshit and delaying our Denny's. When we went to Denny's, it was just one disappointment after another. But all was made well again when Joey, in a fit of rage, ripped apart his pancakes and told matt he needed to "respect people's shit" because Matt used a container of his syrup. It was hands down the moment of the weekend.
OX ROAST WEEKEND AWARDS
MVP: Joey Kish
Best Moment: Joey vs The Pancake
Best Sighting: "Dubb-Sack" Darrell Kirkwood
I managed to get away with only spending three dollars at the actual ox roast, (not counting parking), and that was on one of those shitty lemon shake-ups. Unfortunately, I ended up spending all of my money at Denny's, which I wasn't even supposed to spend, and I now have a whopping five dollars to my name.
Bummmerrr..
-Bill Hartman, July 25th, 2006