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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I bought porn for swallowed_nails (10 points). In January I put gum in exhale_thepain's hair (-12 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (249 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
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