#42 - The Answer to The Universe is Wasabi

[inthecenterfold]

Word to the wise: do not feed green paste to a pig rappig. Results may involve an angry brother and an angrier pet.

However, the "sushi" it comes with is a-okay. Actually just the right size to toss into Suzy's mouth one after the other. Please do feed the pig rappig -- might make him forget he's [bubble]-ed at me. [Bubble]-ed. REALLY TICKED OFF

Comments

[stonewave]

Youre trying to kill him aren't you? First those tomato things now this.

[Hastily scribbled.]

Where the hell you hiding at?

[inthecenterfold]

I am not trying to kill him! The tomatoes weren't even my fault! He just started eating them!

[stonewave]

Came out from under your damned bed!

[inthecenterfold]

You think I put them there just so that Z-kun would eat them??? Gimme a bit more credit than THAT, man!

[stonewave]

He's little and doesn't know any better!

[inthecenterfold]

I think he'd get stuck trying to get underneath of my bed. He's not that little, dude.

[stonewave]

You chased em out and you fed him that wasabi stuff.

[inthecenterfold]

I didn't know what was under there. Have you ever seen tomatoes that can bounce around like that? I haven't!

Is that the green paste? Not like it was labeled 'really super-spicy'! Also not my fault.

[stonewave]

That's what ya get for not cleanin' more!

And if you ain't gonna eat it, why would Suzy want it!?

[inthecenterfold]

Oh like you're Mr. Spic-and-span.

I did eat it! ... After I let him try some.

[stonewave]

Nothin crawled out from under my bed did it?

...And that's just stupid. You saw how he reacted and then you ate some? I take it back. No way you did it on purpose then.

[inthecenterfold]

Plenty of people got stuff under their beds! This had nothing to do with clean or not!

... Did you just admit I didn't try to kill Z-kun?

[stonewave]

Still think ya tried to kill him.

Just not on purpose. That'd require some freaking brains.

[inthecenterfold]

...

I could be really [bubble]ing brainless and leave you out here, ya know.

[stonewave]

Too late, I know where we live.

Mostly.

Suzy does!

[inthecenterfold]

That doesn't help you get out of the Wilderness alone, smart guy.