Is anyone else awake right now? Because I sure as hell shouldn't be.
I gotta admit, I've gotten pretty damn happy about being able to sleep naked in my own bed, but still be warm enough under my blankets. I just woke up - slow night, what can you do - because I was sweating like a freaking pig. I throw my blankets off, jump out of bed, and try to figure out what the hell is going on...
When I realize that I'm not buck naked anymore. I quickly found a mirror and honestly... I didn't think I could look more ridiculous! This terrible haircut and now some... stupid... stuffy...
uniform??? I look like I belong to somebody AND a giant dork!
I mean, who would want to wear a
jacket that's way too tight with little patches on the sides and no way to show off your chest, ON TOP OF
a shirt that's trying to choke you,
an extra-silky noose around neck.
Now, I know that some people can pull this look off. However, they do not have kid-short pink hair
AND THEY ARE NOT WEARING RIDICULOUS CLOWN-PANTS! They're giving me seriously bad vibes, just sitting in them. Like if I was running out the door in five minutes, I had no other clean pants, and I had no expectation of meeting attractive people while I was out... I might grab this shit, if I was doing exhaustive manual labor. Or I might go in shorts, or just my boxers - it'd be a less offensive fashion statement for a guy my age than this dumb outfit. I mean, come on,
the pockets aren't even big enough for my hands to fit in! ... Ugh, that was a lot of writing. My hand hurts now. I'm super-tired too. Damn.
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Added many hours later: Okay, I admit it, this is way better than way-too-big dresses. This was at least designed for a guy... I think. Maybe it was designed for a guy BY a woman.
[[OOC: Apologies for tl;dr. ^^;; ♥ The kappa-muse felt like ranting about pants remarkably similar to the ones from his
season 1 & 2 outfit. Fandom has yet to figure out why the most fashion-conscious member of the gang would EVER wear those pants.]]