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The third day after I got here I walked into a clinic on the edge of the underground and got a job from a guy with a skin condition - don't know the clinical name, we'll call it green scales - who told me he heals with the laying on of hands. Since then, I've found out he only lays on his hands in exchange for a fragment of your soul, which suited

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[Hello, you sound small but not yet worryingly familiar.]

Oh yeah? Which ones were you having trouble with?

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You're right, that was a big one. Do you know what an anaconda is?

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Spot on. Well I was writing about the time I found an anaconda nest, right here in the City.

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[Arsehole? Oh, wait, Wilson.]

Nope. The one I found only had baby snakes in it. Couldn't crush a finger to death. They were probably about... how old are you?

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[See that one will be useful. Give it another thirty years or so.]

I thought so. These babies looked about four in snake years, to me. But then their mum came back, and do you know what she said to them?

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She talked to her kids.

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She said..."What have I told you about talking to strangers on the internet when I'm not home?"

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It's what you're using right now, sport. does anyone know you're on?