[beginning of ANH]
Dear diary,
Today I punched somebody in the mouth for insulting Alderaan (best planet ever!!!) and he was mad.
Today he was shot down by the Rebels, never to be seen again.
It was the best day ever.
I ♥ the Empire.
Today I punched somebody in the mouth for insulting Alderaan (best planet ever!!!) and he was mad.
Today he was shot down by the Rebels, never to be seen again.
It was the best day ever.
I ♥ the Empire.