Yep. That went well.
Filtered against the Imperials.
[[Note from player: not really filtered, because that? Would be silly. We now return you to your regularly scheduled crack.]]
So, we've got the plans for the Imperials' OMGsekrit superweapon, which I'm told seems to have some ridiculous amount of power going to some silly indentation shaped like a salad bowl. They're thinking it does something bad, though they haven't figured it out yet. That would've been a job for some proper engineers, once they'd found the One Fatal Weakness.
And if I had my way, they'd be doing that now.
But, no. Darth Gimp had to show up, sounding - as usual - like a broken vacuum droid, to carve a hole in the side of my ship and have me locked up. So now, I'm surrounded with stormtroopers, which is completely unfair because they wear more white than I do. And the cells are really ugly and boring and grey all over. A rug, maybe a couple of cushions, and it'd be so much better.
From here I'm guessing it's the old routine with the asking about Rebel bases, and asking some more, and then breaking out the interrogator droid, and then all the rest of it. Maybe this time they'll add some variation and ask about the plans.
Not that that's going to do them much good. The plans are in that droid that looks like a cookie jar, and it should be off to see the Jedi, the wonderful Jedi of Oz an undisclosed Tatooine location. So, really, it's kind of cool that Vader caught up with us there.
I'll probably regret this in about ten years, but next time we're so getting the Bothans to steal the secret plans.
[[Note from player: not really filtered, because that? Would be silly. We now return you to your regularly scheduled crack.]]
So, we've got the plans for the Imperials' OMGsekrit superweapon, which I'm told seems to have some ridiculous amount of power going to some silly indentation shaped like a salad bowl. They're thinking it does something bad, though they haven't figured it out yet. That would've been a job for some proper engineers, once they'd found the One Fatal Weakness.
And if I had my way, they'd be doing that now.
But, no. Darth Gimp had to show up, sounding - as usual - like a broken vacuum droid, to carve a hole in the side of my ship and have me locked up. So now, I'm surrounded with stormtroopers, which is completely unfair because they wear more white than I do. And the cells are really ugly and boring and grey all over. A rug, maybe a couple of cushions, and it'd be so much better.
From here I'm guessing it's the old routine with the asking about Rebel bases, and asking some more, and then breaking out the interrogator droid, and then all the rest of it. Maybe this time they'll add some variation and ask about the plans.
Not that that's going to do them much good. The plans are in that droid that looks like a cookie jar, and it should be off to see the Jedi, the wonderful Jedi of Oz an undisclosed Tatooine location. So, really, it's kind of cool that Vader caught up with us there.
I'll probably regret this in about ten years, but next time we're so getting the Bothans to steal the secret plans.