Sweet monkey jesus
5 days till I find my exam results...I'm so terribly worried.
Why? cause, if I don't get in, that's like the last 6 months wasted. I think I'll look for a job so I can buy good christmas pressies for everyone (well...actually there's only like 2 people I need to buy pressies for, so I gotta make them pressies good and proper). But! you need a car to get a job these days, and you need a job to get a car, and you need a car to get a...yeah, you get the point. Up yours world, if I was yuri I'd 'yuri is master' your ass into the sun, stinkin friggin watery ball, and you'd pop and hiss and all steam would come off!
It's sorta how I imagine rats, eating at the wooden crate which holds the ark of the covenant after they stole it from indy, this feeling I get when I think about my results. It's like:
*rat perspective*
rat: 'mmm yum, forbidden crate with nazi signs on it, must gnaw at it'
forbidden bridge crate: voooooom vooooom vooooom
rat: 'hey, fuck you crate, I'm gnawing here, stop making my insides twist up and stuff'
forbidden crate: Vo0o0o0o0om V0o0o0o0o0om!
rat: 'aieeeeeee...must...gnaw...forbidden...erk!'
and so the rat keels over, just like so. so if you can imagine having beedy little eyes, coarse black fur, two sharper choppers and an innate desire to scuttle over to a box marked 'TOP SECRET, GNAWING WILL EXPLODE YOUR INSIDES', which contains a golden box FULL OF EVIL SKELETON WOMEN, and theeen, imagine having a munch on it, thats how my insides feel!
Did you know?
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
I wish I was chuck norris =( CAUSE THEN I COULD PWN FACES THE WORLD AROUND, ESPECIALLY IN TEXAS. Cause when you're in texas look behind you, cause thats, where, the rangers, gonna be!
AND if I was Chuck (with a capital B), I wouldn't have this gnawing, gnawing...gnawing...gnawing...
Why? cause, if I don't get in, that's like the last 6 months wasted. I think I'll look for a job so I can buy good christmas pressies for everyone (well...actually there's only like 2 people I need to buy pressies for, so I gotta make them pressies good and proper). But! you need a car to get a job these days, and you need a job to get a car, and you need a car to get a...yeah, you get the point. Up yours world, if I was yuri I'd 'yuri is master' your ass into the sun, stinkin friggin watery ball, and you'd pop and hiss and all steam would come off!
It's sorta how I imagine rats, eating at the wooden crate which holds the ark of the covenant after they stole it from indy, this feeling I get when I think about my results. It's like:
*rat perspective*
rat: 'mmm yum, forbidden crate with nazi signs on it, must gnaw at it'
forbidden bridge crate: voooooom vooooom vooooom
rat: 'hey, fuck you crate, I'm gnawing here, stop making my insides twist up and stuff'
forbidden crate: Vo0o0o0o0om V0o0o0o0o0om!
rat: 'aieeeeeee...must...gnaw...forbidden...erk!'
and so the rat keels over, just like so. so if you can imagine having beedy little eyes, coarse black fur, two sharper choppers and an innate desire to scuttle over to a box marked 'TOP SECRET, GNAWING WILL EXPLODE YOUR INSIDES', which contains a golden box FULL OF EVIL SKELETON WOMEN, and theeen, imagine having a munch on it, thats how my insides feel!
Did you know?
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
I wish I was chuck norris =( CAUSE THEN I COULD PWN FACES THE WORLD AROUND, ESPECIALLY IN TEXAS. Cause when you're in texas look behind you, cause thats, where, the rangers, gonna be!
AND if I was Chuck (with a capital B), I wouldn't have this gnawing, gnawing...gnawing...gnawing...