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[interveningly]

[The handwriting is a little less neurotically crisp than usual, but it's readable enough]

I will not be coming to work today.

[Pause]

Or tomorrow, most likely.

Comments

[blindedmewith]

Are you sick? Don't be too proud to admit it if you are! Come to the clinic and they'll make you feel better! You have to be healthy for your dog!

[interveningly]

I am not unwell.

[...]

The dog is fine too.

[blindedmewith]

Something's wrong.

[interveningly]

[...You aren't going to stop until you get a real answer, are you B|]

My current attire is not appropriate for work.

[blindedmewith]

[Nope]

Why not?

[interveningly]

It restricts movement.

[It's a giant foam Earth B|]

[blindedmewith]

So? Try being a girl and wearing a dress!

[Beautiful]

[interveningly]

You are not required to wear one if you do not wish to do so.

[If only he knew what the future held...]

[blindedmewith]

I might have to! If it were a uniform or something!

[interveningly]

That would be a foolish decision for a uniform.

[blindedmewith]

I agree, but it seems familiar when I think about it.

[interveningly]

Uniforms that sacrifice function for form?

[blindedmewith]

That's right.

They have to be knee-length.

[interveningly]

That sounds absurd.

[blindedmewith]

I know! But it's what I remember. Except it's not really a memory. It's just something I think I know.

[interveningly]

Odd.