"you don't girlfriend a neck tattoo, you fuck it in the backseat"

[internjen]

1) i spent a good portion of my afternoon reading aim logs from 4-5 years ago. some of it is hilarious and some of it is kinda sad when i realize the same conversations have been recycled year after year...but in the end it was a good read and i have more conversations to read.

i should put together a "best of" series that i might be the only person to find funny.

2) my horoscopes are crazy lately.