Elephantiasis
What is the process of creating new words? Would I be aloud to come up with one? Maybe we should streamline the English language, how about no more than two words to mean the same thing. Instead of having increase, extend, broaden, amplify, magnify, enlarge, and enhance, that all mean the same thing, lets just have make bigger and for the more educated have enlarge.
Just one time I would like for something to be up a magician’s sleeve.
When commercials are on and you hear someone talking really fast you are like “they are cheap”, but when people talk slow on expensive slots you think “are they crazy.”
Not everyone celebrates April fools day every year, one year your friend might be celebrating and play a joke on you, and your not even realizing the possibility that they would be trying to get you because you are not celebrating this year, but next year you are celebrating big time so you get this whole plan together and pull it back on your friend who you assumed was celebrating…but your wrong and you wind up being the asshole looser that just annoyed a bunch of people with your dumb joke.
Do you ever say something quietly to yourself and someone kind of hears you and says “what?” and your like oh I was just thinking about blah blah blah and try and explain everything and your friend who gets all confused and thinks your weird, and then you think to yourself see this is why I said it to myself.
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Just one time I would like for something to be up a magician’s sleeve.
When commercials are on and you hear someone talking really fast you are like “they are cheap”, but when people talk slow on expensive slots you think “are they crazy.”
Not everyone celebrates April fools day every year, one year your friend might be celebrating and play a joke on you, and your not even realizing the possibility that they would be trying to get you because you are not celebrating this year, but next year you are celebrating big time so you get this whole plan together and pull it back on your friend who you assumed was celebrating…but your wrong and you wind up being the asshole looser that just annoyed a bunch of people with your dumb joke.
Do you ever say something quietly to yourself and someone kind of hears you and says “what?” and your like oh I was just thinking about blah blah blah and try and explain everything and your friend who gets all confused and thinks your weird, and then you think to yourself see this is why I said it to myself.
-internet user 13 observations