1. My name? Sir Lancelot of Camelot 2. Where did we meet? In bed with Richard Nixon. 3. Take a stab at my middle name? Do not exceed more than 4 doses in a 24 hour period. 4. How long have you known me? about 38 kilometers 5. When is the last time we saw each other? last night 6. What's my favorite color? anti-static bag 7. Do I believe in God? Can a moose outrun a squirrel over short distances? 8. When you first saw me what was your impression? "so, that's the competition eh? I'm gonna need a bigger bucket." 9. Month of my Birthday? no thanks, I just ate. 10. Color hair? nope, you keep it au natural 11. Color eyes? Lasers would be cooler. 12. Do I have any siblings? not if you can help it. 13. What's one of my favorite things to do outdoors? go indoors 14. What's one of my favorite things to do indoors? go outdoors 15. Am I a morning person or night person? more of an afternoon person 16. What's my favorite type of music? not Beefhoven 17. Am I shy or outgoing? I propose we flank the enemy on the side of the-- INCOMING! 18. Would you say I am funny ha ha or funny sarcastic? oh, ha fucking ha. 19. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules? "Roads? Marty, my boy, where we're going we don't need roads." 20. Would you consider me a friend, an acquaintance, or a good friend? I would definitely consider you superior to last year's model in all respects. Particularly with the increased fuel efficiency. 21. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glamorous, nerdy, snobby, or something else? If something else, what then? I will not box you in! You are free! freeeeeeee! 22. Have you ever seen me cry? Robert Smith answered this in 1980. 23. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be? Hortense 24. Are my parents still together? yup. 25. If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me? oh, I'd let you know. hoo baby. 26. Do you or have you ever admired me? secretly. through the keyhole. 27. If there would one thing you could say to me, what would it be? have a good trip.
Sir Lancelot of Camelot
2. Where did we meet?
In bed with Richard Nixon.
3. Take a stab at my middle name?
Do not exceed more than 4 doses in a 24 hour period.
4. How long have you known me?
about 38 kilometers
5. When is the last time we saw each other?
last night
6. What's my favorite color?
anti-static bag
7. Do I believe in God?
Can a moose outrun a squirrel over short distances?
8. When you first saw me what was your impression?
"so, that's the competition eh? I'm gonna need a bigger bucket."
9. Month of my Birthday?
no thanks, I just ate.
10. Color hair?
nope, you keep it au natural
11. Color eyes?
Lasers would be cooler.
12. Do I have any siblings?
not if you can help it.
13. What's one of my favorite things to do outdoors?
go indoors
14. What's one of my favorite things to do indoors?
go outdoors
15. Am I a morning person or night person?
more of an afternoon person
16. What's my favorite type of music?
not Beefhoven
17. Am I shy or outgoing?
I propose we flank the enemy on the side of the-- INCOMING!
18. Would you say I am funny ha ha or funny sarcastic?
oh, ha fucking ha.
19. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?
"Roads? Marty, my boy, where we're going we don't need roads."
20. Would you consider me a friend, an acquaintance, or a good friend?
I would definitely consider you superior to last year's model in all respects. Particularly with the increased fuel efficiency.
21. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glamorous, nerdy, snobby, or something else? If something else, what then?
I will not box you in! You are free! freeeeeeee!
22. Have you ever seen me cry?
Robert Smith answered this in 1980.
23. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?
Hortense
24. Are my parents still together?
yup.
25. If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
oh, I'd let you know. hoo baby.
26. Do you or have you ever admired me?
secretly. through the keyhole.
27. If there would one thing you could say to me, what would it be?
have a good trip.
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