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So Scott and I are in Chicago going too some comedy concert... awesome. We're kinda up front... off to the side... Its a huge like theater, kinda like the Apollo or the Concert Hall... Pretty large placce. The comedian on stage is that Mencia guy... telling a joke about how he gets no tits at all... awww... and how upsetting it is to him. So like three or four escort chicks for some high rollers run up to the stage and lift their shirts up for the guy and everyone erupts. Tits all up in his face. Cheering and freaking out begin... 'Hooray!' says the crowd. But some young Mexi-Guy seems so pissed off by all of this it hurts'em... luckly he's wasted.. so theres an excuse, kinda. (Scotts on his way back to his seat right now... with his Twizzler candy, maybe 30 yards away... and closing) The Mexi-Guy kinda runs up to the stage and grabs one of the escort's legs... she falls... her face kinda plops across the stage and guards from everywhere... some werent even there before.. they pretty much fall from the skies ontop of this Mexi-Guy... taking him out... The comdian kinda backward runs away... Just as all of this is going on Scott gets grabbed up.. WTF! Some guard to Scott is like, 'You cant just grab up on the ladies like that...PAL!' So in this fuck face of a mess one side of the pile of guards thinks that it was Scott that grabbed the escort chick... how lucky... The whole place is freaking out! Some of them are just leaving... Old people look like hell was just released onto their lives... ah! Ok. The guards are taking Scott outside and Im kinda following... Scott sees me and throws me the spare key to his car without anyone seeing... I know that his full set of keys is in his locked car... with his house keys... both of his cars... the shop... ok. He tries to tell me that he has no idea how long everything is going to take or whats going to happen... and the guards were telling him that he was going to jail.. and that he had to shut the fuck up... We walk out some back door expecting the freezing Chicago winds and this eve doesnt let anyone down... chilly as fuck. A group of guards, riotters, Reps, Scott, and myself all fall out onto the Busy Chicago streets. Scott is pushed towards a bus.. the guard says it'll take them to the jail house. I was expecting a cop car... but these are guards.. so no cars with gay blinking lights... just a huge public pisser.. He tells me that the bus behind the one he;s being pushed too will take me to the garage where I'd find the car... I look back... no driver.. I have a second. I continue to follow... The huge mass jumps onto the bus.. we try and explain to the guards that it wasnt even an Asian who did everything.. it was a Mexican guy... They're not even trying to listen.. they just want to be heros... Scott tells me to go get on my bus and that I have to drive back and take care of his dog and the shop while all of this goes down... And that he'll call when everything is worked out and when he needs a ride home... I say sure.. a big GG is tossed and I head out.. Just then the bus doors shut on my face... Scott is taken to the front of the bus.. and Im trying to work the doors open as the bus pulls away.. I yell at the women driver almost instantly, "Ma'am I need off this bus now!" I yell. She's not listening to me as well... I fight with the door somemore.. nothings working.. (thru a set of lights we roll) I punched the fucking door... nothing... A minute passes... and the doors open again.. its on a route now... I look back at Scott covered in guards.. I nod and jump off... Damn its cold... I begin to jog back the three blocks traveled... I need to hurry.. its almost dark.. my phone battery has one bar.. I dont want to be fucked... run past homeless people like I dont have problems.. as they ask for some change... of course I drop some as I pass by... awesome. I run threw another stop light blinking and chirping at me.. telling me its not safe to pass the crazy intersection.. oh well... As I get back I see the old African American man driving that huge bus.. pull away.. I swear he's laughing.. I yell the first thing that comes to mind..."I bet you dont even know English, Asshole!".. I dont think my point got across. At this point im kinda stuck... I dont know where the car is.. I just knew how many stops it was on this busses route... a lot. I dont know where Scott is headed. And my phone has like no signal/(slash)/dead.. I think a tear rolled down my cheek I was so flustered. So I just woke up I guess.............

And now Im pissed... I cant go back to sleep and that was fucking hell.. it was like I wasnt asleep at all... not with all that bullshit going on upstairs... how lucky... I dont even know the time.. like 9:30 maybe... eh. I need to go sign up for classes.. I guess... eh.. omfg.. gg... wtf... EOTFOF... lol...

I scoop.