And I told Houdini no sex until he's married (to himself)...
So, my dear little pond snail, Houdini, who ended up in my care completely by accident, has now made some babies. Magically. (Haha, a magician after all! ...okay, bad joke.)
Little did I know, POND SNAILS ARE HERMAPHRODITES. Why did that thought not even cross my mind? Ever?
Anyway...
Does anyone want a new pet? Two new pets? Maybe, oh, I dunno, SEVENTEEN?
They're...cute. ...Yes. Cute. Very loving, too. Low-maintenance. Quiet.
They won't pee on your carpet, or chew on your shoelaces when you're not home. I promise.
Little did I know, POND SNAILS ARE HERMAPHRODITES. Why did that thought not even cross my mind? Ever?
Anyway...
Does anyone want a new pet? Two new pets? Maybe, oh, I dunno, SEVENTEEN?
They're...cute. ...Yes. Cute. Very loving, too. Low-maintenance. Quiet.
They won't pee on your carpet, or chew on your shoelaces when you're not home. I promise.