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Look, the whole goddamn world should stop eating cantaloupe, OK?
And by "the whole goddamn world" I mean North America, natch.
I dunno who's producing it but there's a Listeria outbreak that's killed people--by which I mean people are dead--or in some cases merely hospitalized so they're only in tremendous pain, missing work, and wracking up huge hospital bills, in Colorado, Missouri, New Mexico, Texas, New Mexico, Colorado, California, Nebraska, Montana, Wyoming, Missouri, and LOOK JUST STOP EATING CANTALOUPE FOR NOW NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT OK THXBYE.
Cheer up. Next year cantaloupe will be fine and it will be some other fresh fruit or vegetable that you love.
And by "the whole goddamn world" I mean North America, natch.
I dunno who's producing it but there's a Listeria outbreak that's killed people--by which I mean people are dead--or in some cases merely hospitalized so they're only in tremendous pain, missing work, and wracking up huge hospital bills, in Colorado, Missouri, New Mexico, Texas, New Mexico, Colorado, California, Nebraska, Montana, Wyoming, Missouri, and LOOK JUST STOP EATING CANTALOUPE FOR NOW NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT OK THXBYE.
Cheer up. Next year cantaloupe will be fine and it will be some other fresh fruit or vegetable that you love.