The Final Unalterable List

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Riley "I have nothing to put here" Adams
Andrew "Killer" Miller
Blake "Beaner" Roberts
Jake "The Snake" Powell
Ryan "0wned" Nolan
Mike "Forget About It" Guillory
Lauren "Nicolas Cage" Richoux
Gabe "Trekkie" Zeringue
John "Oh God My Eye" Maikel
THE NARCOTIC NINE