our newspaper prints ads of new doctors in town, complete with pictures, credentials, etc. most notably are the OB/GYN ads.
Gynecology Associates proudly welcomes
Dr. Diggin My Britches M.D./FACOG
Our other associates already serving your community
Inta U. Pants and Tweaks D. Booby
right, because that's how every woman chooses which man or woman she's going to pay to poke around in her hoo-ha - by scanning the classified ads and looking for the best mug shot.
"Hey Sue! I found him!"
"found who?"
"My new OB/GYN!"
"ooo, he IS a looker!"
"And that's just what I need, someone that's not afraid to take a looksee in my special places!"
"oh sugar, you know that's right!"
Yah. those are the credentials EVERY woman is searching for in her Hoo-Ha doc. *rolls eyes* But Lord knows, if George Clooney's a hoo-ha doc, he's gonna be one busy man!