The name of my country is...
Hrm. let me think. I'll give you the name of my country by the end of this post. That should give me enough time to think of a clever one. You know, let the basal root ganglia type the post while the prefrontal cortex tinkers away to solve the problem. *enter: big cheeky grin*
In the email inbox today: *drumroll*
Ahmed Atolabab has contacted me with a 1% interest loan offer! I quote, I give out loans via account transfer to what ever country you are.
I am not a bank and i do not require much documents.
Sweet! Ahmed is not a bank, he's just a very generous dude that is rolling in dough, enough to lend it to me for only 1% if and only if I am a country. Fortuitously, I became a country immediately after reading Ahmed's email! And bonus, since I'm a new country without much documentation, Ahmed doesn't require much. I'll just write it down on a piece of notebook paper and draw an official looking seal with a yellow highlighter. I'll have my dogs put their paw prints on it as the signing witnesses.
I shall call my country
Slap-Happy Smithland
Bazinga!
And in honor of my Canadian flisters, I shall gank the tune of your national anthem but change the lyrics to
Oh, Smithland
You are so fun-ny!
Oh, Smithland
You have Ahmed's Money!!!!
In the email inbox today: *drumroll*
Ahmed Atolabab has contacted me with a 1% interest loan offer! I quote, I give out loans via account transfer to what ever country you are.
I am not a bank and i do not require much documents.
Sweet! Ahmed is not a bank, he's just a very generous dude that is rolling in dough, enough to lend it to me for only 1% if and only if I am a country. Fortuitously, I became a country immediately after reading Ahmed's email! And bonus, since I'm a new country without much documentation, Ahmed doesn't require much. I'll just write it down on a piece of notebook paper and draw an official looking seal with a yellow highlighter. I'll have my dogs put their paw prints on it as the signing witnesses.
I shall call my country
Slap-Happy Smithland
Bazinga!
And in honor of my Canadian flisters, I shall gank the tune of your national anthem but change the lyrics to
Oh, Smithland
You are so fun-ny!
Oh, Smithland
You have Ahmed's Money!!!!