Mr. Shery Crow 1 square tp user
Bud light presents real American liberals
(real American liberal)
Today we salute you, Mr. Sheryl Crow 1 square tp user
(Mr. Sheryl Crow 1 square tp user)
Not only do you perform mildly average music, you give us advice on how much tp to use on our pooper.
(I usually use a whole role)
After traveling in your G5 jet, 4 tour buses and doing Lance Armstrong, You give us the opportunity to reduce your carbon footprint by reducing our hygiene
(Remind me not to shake your hand)
You’ve seen the threat that global warming presents and how humans are causing it and you’re not taking any more crap!
(Polar bears don’t use tp)
You could have protested the war on terror, impeachment of the president, but no, you boldly remind us that 1 to 3 squares of tp is more than enough to handle a 40 wipe explosion.
(I ate the HQ burrito)
And by suggesting legislation on how much tp we use, you have done your part in assuring that the government will be where the government was intended to be…always on our ass.
(George Bush should be in prison)
So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Sheryl Crow 1 square tp user, because of you we see the importance of toilet paper conservation and now know there are no ands, ifs, or butts.