do we sparkle?
changmin&jaejoong. PG-13. 345w
changmin’s little ‘heat of the moment’ mistake
a/n: just a crack drabble without a plot, i needed some jaemin and vampires and etc.
a/n 1: i promise my twitter dearies a jaemin fic i hope they enjoy it ~ ^^
‘hey how are you feeling?’
jaejoong sits up and rubs his burning throat furiously, ‘what did you do to me?’
changmin frowns at jaejoong’s lack of grammatical awareness (never answer a question with a question), but he lets it slide this time, knowing what hell fury jaejoong will bring once he finds out about changmin’s little mistake. (hell hath no fury like cranky morning jaejoong)
changmin watches helplessly as jaejoong staggers to the bathroom in his post-coital stupor. jaejoong is just a ticking timebomb, changmin starts the countdown in his head (three … two … and …).
'DID YOU FUCKING BITE ME?' jaejoong curses from the doorway pointing at marks (undoubtedly from changmin’s teeth) on his neck.
maybe ‘little mistake’ was an understatement, changmin thinks as he tries to avoid the miscellaneous objects from the dresser aimed (dangerously skillful) at his head.
‘it was a mistake,’ changmin tries to explain, using an innocent pillow as a shield from the makeshift projectiles jaejoong was hurling from across the room. ‘heat of the moment i swear, i’m sorry, i swear it was a mistake.’
jaejoong snarls, ‘yeah right, you probably planned this. let’s date an innocent human, have great sex, and then turn him into a vampire so you won’t have to live eternity alone. you used sex as bait, how dare you.’ jaejoong ended with an accusing tone, like changmin just sold his louis vuitton collection to junsu to use as cat carriers and litter box liners.
changmin can’t help but hold back a smile (changmin was immortal and un-aging he could seduce anyone from any generation) which was a bad move … a very bad move.
‘do you think this is funny? look at me. i’m a fucking vampire.’
‘it was an accident dear god you are not that special. on the brightside, you don’t really look different.’
‘not helping.’ jaejoong studies himself from the mirror.
‘are you hungry?’ changmin asks delicately.
jaejoong ignores him, ‘so what kind of vampire am i?’
‘what are you talking about?’ changmin finds this slightly amusing.
‘do we sparkle?’
a/n 2: i haven't posted in a while (i apologize profusely) - the thing is my brother /accidentally/ deleted my whole hardrive (with all of my fics, pictures, music, video, etc D:) and losing all of my 'in progress' fics was devestating because i had so much to finish ;; hopefuly my little writer's rut is done and i'll be back with more soon ~ ♥♥♥
a/n 3: comments and feedback are always welcome ~ ! thanks for reading c: