Okay, listen.

[insweethoney]

People keep complaining that Dakki is not being charitable enough. You are all making Dakki very sad. She's a very charitable young lady! Her very presence spreads happiness thorughout the world. When she spends her money on expensive hats and naughty nun costumes, her joy fills the air with happy particles that make everyone else happy too! This is just how things work.

One day, Dakki will even make Yubie happy and sparkly! Then she'll throw a great big party!