I don't even deserve the moldy sandwich
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
oneloves (-5000 points). In May I gave
robot_kisses a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I helped
itchy_snowflake see the light (8 points). In July I broke
fts_cand_pchs's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5090 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
insuperability