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[drrng]

Dear people, please dust off your insult poking sticks.
Am I the only one to duel? You must throw yourself in the mix.

I shall stand here waiting patiently, eating Jacobs cream crackers.
Come fight with me - so I can send you to the knackers.

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[tr1ck1gn0s1s]

Climb in your coffins my friends it is time
to join those skeletons you exhumed for those rhymes

Shouldst you try my linguistic lance you may find
that it breakest in splinters, piercing mind and behind!

A dastardly brigand from afar.

[drrng]

The word is a weapon in which I'm rather quite skilled.
I'm afraid your coffin this time, is the next to be filled.

Re: A dastardly brigand from afar.

[tr1ck1gn0s1s]

My coffin is filled? lets see with what treats-
Why an earlobe, a frontal lobe, and drnnq mincemeats!

Re: A dastardly brigand from afar.

[drrng]

Like Baron Samedi, I will rise from the dead.
His spooky laugh will mess with your head.

Re: A dastardly brigand from afar.

[tr1ck1gn0s1s]

Baron Samedi is a good friend to me,
Like Papa Doc I'll make you an undead Zombie

Re: A dastardly brigand from afar.

[drrng]

You know who you deal with? Ghost Pirate LeChuck.
If you think you can win - I'm afraid you're right out of luck.

Re: A dastardly brigand from afar.

[tr1ck1gn0s1s]

Clank on with your chains, you foul apparition...
I'll send you to perdition w/no extradition

Re: A dastardly brigand from afar.

[drrng]

There flaw in your logic. You send me to my own domain?
You should stop drinking the wine, it makes you insane.

straight to the heart, returned with a fart :)

[tr1ck1gn0s1s]

perhaps 'twould be good for you to go back and visit,
but before you do, here's my tilted a$$, kiss it!

The sole remedy.

[drrng]

I have no intention of fulfilling your wish.
If your bottom is exposed, I'll slap with fish.

Re: The pie-hole remedy.

[tr1ck1gn0s1s]

I'll see your fish, and I will raise you an eye,
And your face I will stuff with a fluffy cream pie!

Planeshiftees apply at the door.

[drrng]

I will not be defeated by a paltry pie dealer,
I shall tickle you helpless with this wiggly feeler

Re: Planeshiftees apply at the door.

[tr1ck1gn0s1s]

your wiggly feeler, sir, may as well rot,
I'll cast lvl 3 Armor* and you'll tickle me not

*although it will take awhile, and has a tendency to last about 5 sec

Re: Planeshiftees apply at the door.

[drrng]

Nice try my friend, but you're right out of luck.
Because, you quite well that the magic doth suck. ;)