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[drrng]

Dear people, please dust off your insult poking sticks.
Am I the only one to duel? You must throw yourself in the mix.

I shall stand here waiting patiently, eating Jacobs cream crackers.
Come fight with me - so I can send you to the knackers.

Comments

[iranon_i_know]

You aren't alone, yes I am here too,
but the one who'll be off to the knackers is you

:P

[drrng]

You think yourself more able? You haven't a clue.
You're so easily rendered, a dog food is named after you.

Re: :P

[iranon_i_know]

A dog food is named after me? that's weak.
You might as well offer a kiss on the cheek
I fear your wits fled, and have made you senile
Your lukewarm insulting is years out of style

Re: :P

[drrng]

Your position is indeed weak, because I'm a master of punnery.
You really should just admit defeat and apply for a nunnery.

Re: :P

[jarethshair]

I think it is you who should get into the habit
For you fight like a fluffy wuffy bunny rabbit.

And so it begins. (Touche')

[drrng]

My visage does fool you, you must think it most funny.
But may I remind you, I am no mere bunny.

Re: And so it begins. (Touche')

[jarethshair]

I have not counted four but gone beyond two
The weapon of Antioch has been lobbest at you.

None shall pass!

[drrng]

That single second has given me the means to escape.
With my sharp rabbit incisors, I nibble at your nape.

Arrrghghhhhh!

[jarethshair]

One poisoned carrot and you won't feel so well
But at least you would see in the darkness of hell.

Re: Arrrghghhhhh!

[drrng]

It should be apparent that I prefer human blood.
Your attempt at assassination will prove to be a dud.

Re: Arrrghghhhhh!

[jarethshair]

A diet of blood and no fresh green grass?
You'll be dieing of Rickets and I shall stroll past

Not a man of Science then? :)

[drrng]

Calcium is not present in diet of pastures green!
My sanguine thirst will keep my prowess quite keen.

:P (And oops. I keep missing words out. :) )

[drrng]

I do apologise - the rabbit within refuses to die.
Though, upon your knowledge of Rickets - I would not rely.

Re: :P (And oops. I keep missing words out. :) )

[jarethshair]

And your knowledge of grass is missing too
How else do cows get more milk for their moo?

Re: :P (And oops. I keep missing words out. :) )

[drrng]

Perhaps, what I meant - is that there's much more in the red stuff.
Errors are too easy to make when you rhyme off the cuff. :)

Re: :P (And oops. I keep missing words out. :) )

[jarethshair]

Well Rickets or Scurvy - some sort of disease.
It makes little difference, I'll beat you with ease.