more stupid people (why isn't there a hunting season for them?)

Feb 02, 2006 17:59

"i called up and tried to make and order, but my credit card was declined..."
"alright sir...."
"so i wanted to know if i qualify for the free phone..."
"im sorry, qualify?"
"yeah, my card was declined, but i wanted to get the free phone instead."
"ok, so your order was declined and you wanted to complete the order? you put money on your card now?"
"no, i just wanted to see if i qualify for the free phone"
"sir, there is no way i can get you something for completely free...i need to charge something to complete the order."
"oh" and then he starts mumbling something to someone in the background
then his wife gets on the phone - thankfully i can understand her southern accent better than his (770 area code, for those of you who don't deal with phone numbers on a regular basis, thats georgia, atlanta to be exact) and she goes off:
"what do you mean you can't do it, it won't cost nuthin if its free"
"im sorry maam, but my computer won't let me close a new order without getting payment for something"
"well what about this other credit card, can i use it? it doesn't have the right address"
"im sorry maam, if you know about the address problem, the last agent must have told you that we can't do that..."
"so what should we do?"
"call the bank and change the address on the card....?"
"oh, ok..." *click*

idiots....why the hell am i still here?
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